Clock the pattern
Ten quick questions about the people you keep choosing.
Dating diagnostics, but make it personal
Same dating patterns. Funnier results.
Answer 10 fast questions and get a brutally honest, wildly shareable Dating Report Card about your icks, types, and questionable decision-making.
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Dating Report Card
Your type is a warning sign.
Primary red flag
Potential is your love language.
Delusion score
87
You saw the red flags and called them confetti.
Most likely to
Reply “haha” to a breakup text.
Share status
Group chat ready
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At least it's content.
10
questions, not a personality dissertation
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report card made for public accountability
0
fake science. Just suspiciously accurate reads.
How it works
Your group chat deserves the evidence.
Built for a quick hit of self-awareness—then a screenshot before you can pretend it never happened.
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An AI Dating Report Card with your most suspicious habits called out.
Send it to the group chat
A share-ready result that is funny enough to post and accurate enough to sting.
Two-person mode
Two report cards. One very public roast.
Compare your dating patterns with a friend, crush, or current situation. We'll point out the chemistry, the chaos, and the plot holes.
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